Okay, here is a children's story. After reading so many little kids books, you begin to think like them. Hannah actually helped me, coming up with some good stuff too!
A--In Hive “A” there once lived a Bee Named Cee, and an elephant slept nearby, named Dilly.
B--Cee was a Bee, and he was quite naughty.
C--Cee never obeyed his parents.
D--One early morning before the sun even came up, a Deer ran straight into Hive A.
E--The deer ran into the sleeping Elephant’s side, waking him up very rudely.
F--Our angry elephant, being so sleepy, Flopped onto his side.
G--Then he Groaned with pain and anger being highly annoyed.
H--The Hive circled around our elephant stinging him mercilessly because they thought he knocked down their hive.
I--Greatly Irritated, Dilly the elephant…
J--Jumped up straight from his side and…
K--Kicked relentlessly after the Hive, especially trying to kick the bee named Cee. Cee was an angry bee that kept trying to sting Dilly’s eye.
L--Dilly Loudly snorted while looking for the bee named Cee.
M--Cee, being very mad, Mashed his stinger straight into Dilly’s nose.
N--But Cee did not feel any better now that he released his stinger, and he Nastily kept going for poor Dilly’s eye.
O--Quite Overheated, Dilly suddenly felt the great desire for a swim.
P--Dilly Pounced after the pond.
Q--Quaking violently, the earth shook as Dilly bounded away from the hive and especially the bee named Cee.
R--Cee Raced after Dilly perplexed at his attempts to run away from such a fast hive of bees.
S--Swimming joyously, Dilly was able to relieve himself of stings for a few seconds.
T--Sticking his Trunk out, Dilly knew that Cee would take the bait, for he knew that Cee would sting any part of his body that came out of the water.
U--Under the surface of the water the long Nose of Dilly sucked up Cee straight down to his insides.
V--Immediately Vomiting Cee up, Dilly…
W--Washed off, and Whacked Cee to the ground under his great foot.
X--The Veterinarian doctor took an X-Ray of Dilly because he complained of Bee pains, and somehow thought that Cee was in him, even though he didn’t remember that he had smashed him you know.
Y--Yelping aloud, Dilly did not like the X-Ray, even though there is no pain in X-Rays you know.
Z--The next time Dilly dreamed many Z’zzzz’s, he dreamed that Cee turned into one big fat drop of honey straight into his snout, and he smiled.
By Ben and Hannah Alexander
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