Doug Wilson, in his introduction to Galatians from Omnibus Textbook

"Our society fruitlessly craves another gospel; any other gospel will do, except the real one.  We will drink ten glasses of water an hour, meditate while water cascades down the plastic waterfall beside our pet rock.  We will hum a mantra.  We will invest money in businesses in parallel universes.  We will make pilgrimages to Tibetan villages.  Anything, except submit."